Step 2: Depart
Step 3: Get stuck in construction traffic in such a way that you add over two hours to the first leg of your trip. Don't forget to make sure the sun is blazing and the air is still.
Step 4: Arrive at overnight pit-stop
Step 5: Attempt to contact landlord (unsuccessfully) regarding key transfer so that you have access to your home and can avoid dumping all the furniture on your front lawn
Step 6: Depart half-way stop over.
Step 7: Continue to make feeble attempts at contacting landlord as you speed through the mountains in a vain effort to beat the movers to your front door.
Step 8: Drive faster than the speed of sound out of stress
Step 9: Arrive at your house without keys, make numerous phone calls to what appears to be an absentee landlord and become convinced that you have been scammed. Learn later that the keys were hidden on the exterior of the house all along, and you simply didn't get the email informing you of this fun fact.
Step 10: Drink
Step 11: Cancel movers, intercept mattress in transit from another part of the province. Drink.
Step 12: After locating keys, attempt to move in what you have in your car. Return to hotel. Drink.
Step 13: Reschedule movers for the next day, sit around the house most of the day waiting for everything to arrive. Make multiple trips to IKEA and find yourself hunched over a half-built desk, drowning in a sea of alan wrenches, bamboo pegs and ramshackle tools. Weep.
Step 14: Welcome roommates with vigor. Snuggle. Hug. Make more trips to IKEA
Step 15: Wait for four days for your internet provider to arrive to hook up your modem only to realize the cable connecting your house to the city's cable service has been severed and left in a coil on your deck.
Step 16: Walk to Starbucks because it has free Wi-Fi for two hours a day. Blog, lose yourself in fussiness and caffeine. Hopefully do not repeat.
Step 17: Hope for better luck tomorrow.
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